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♪ So here’s the facts ♪
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MARLOWE: WildC.A.T.s mission
log, entry 52.73.
It looks like a bad night for
the whole universe.
The Grifter is in a coma.
Helspont’s stolen an anti
gravity device that may get
him the Orb.
And Zealot has disappeared!
The Troika have the remaining
WildC.A.T.s pinned down in the
desert, and as for me, I got
troubles of my own!
(Screaming)
(Snarling)
(Hissing)
Hey!
Agent Lonely, assist me in
subduing this fool!
Sure, let me give you a hand!
Or rather, a fist!
(Snarling)
Traitorous scum!
For that, you shall be
destroyed!
(Screaming)
Man, I could hear you guys
partying clear down to the medic
wing.
Grifter!
Now, for you!
Grifter, I’m not possessed
anymore!
Zealot freed me!
Yeah, that’s a good story.
But the bug faces have pulled
fast ones before!
And without Voodoo, we can’t
tell if you’re the real Lonely
or a fake!
Hey, I busted in here, didn’t
I?
Right, how’d you bypass the
door cannons?
Chewing gum on the motion
sensors.
And the floor traps?
Jump around the R7 capacitor!
And Marlowe’s door, how’d you
bypass that?
Just like you taught me,
Cole: efficiency.
I kicked that sucker down!
Ha-ha, Lonely Boy, you’re
back!
Cole!
(Groaning)
Sorry, sorry!
Some bug faced aliens took
your body for a joy ride, old
friend, but it’s over now.
So, where’s Zealot?
She... we thought you were
dead!
She went aboard the Behemoth to
take out of Helspont’s hide.
Yeah, then that’s where I’m
going.
Now hold on, there.
You’re in no shape to go
anywhere!
Look at you: cracked ribs,
busted arm!
You belong in bed, not in
battle!
I’m sorry, Grifter, I know how
you feel about Zealot, but I’m
not letting you out of this door
in your condition!
All right, you win.
Now you’re being sensible.
Right!
Grifter!
(Laughing)
At last, a moment of which I
have long dreamed!
This full-blooded Kherubim in my
power at last!
Yes, Lord Helspont, should I
arrange for her possession?
This one has been a most
hated enemy for thousands of
years!
When my forces stormed the
walls of Assytria, she defied
me!
In Rome...!
In Scotland...!
On the sea...!
And in the air, she has fought
against me, but no more!
Confine her ’til she awakens.
I want her last thoughts to be
those of terror...
as she consigns her soul to the
power of Helspont!
(Maniacal laughing)
Hurry, you fools!
The sooner that anti gravity
device allows the Behemoth to
fly again, the sooner I can
blast out of that temple, and
obtain the Orb!
(Roaring)
Get down!
Too many of ’em!
VOODOO: And we’re short
handed!
Speak for yourself!
Yeah, immolate ’em!
Man, we could really use some
backup!
Where the heck we gonna get
that?
Keep firing!
Nothing can stop us now!
(Whistling)
Hey, guys, like my pal
Grifter always said, "Watch your
back!"
(Screaming)
It’s Lonely, and he’s not
possessed anymore!
Then he needs help!
Let’s roar, C.A.T.s!
Damage!
(Growling)
(Zapping)
(Wooshing)
I think I’m getting the hang
of this!
Time to bail!
I will admit: I’m surprised
to see you, Lonely.
Yeah, ’specially with your
head on!
Zealot doesn’t usually miss.
Shh!
What?
She got the Daemonite, that’s
why I’m here.
And how’s the Griff-man?
He up yet?
Uh, yeah, you could say
that!
(Beeping)
Lord Helspont, the anti
gravity device has been
installed.
Excellent.
Then prepare for activation!
The Behemoth, flagship of the
Daemonite army, shall fly again!
(Laughing)
Alert, alert.
Power surge of Daemonite origin
detected two miles offshore.
Onscreen!
Helspont’s activated the
anti gravity device!
And look, it’s the Grifter!
You’re mine now, smoke skull!
Hey, aw, no!
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(Splashing)
The Grifter, he’s gone!
No, look!
(Gasping)
GRIFTER: Pretty good, smokie!
But you’re dealing with the
G-man; that means, it ain’t good
enough!
(Zapping)
He’s in no shape to take on
Helspont.
Yeah, I brought up that point
myself; fat lot of good it did
me!
We’ve got to help him!
No can do.
That flying battleship’s guns
would vaporize MIRV before we
got within a mile.
And the Behemoth is shielded
against my power; I cannot
teleport you in.
Only one thing to do there.
If cinder skull’s headed for
that Orb...
We’ve got to beat him to the
punch!
(Groaning)
(Screaming)
The prisoner is recovering
consciousness, Lord Helspont.
Then proceed, fool!
(Laughing)
I have relished the thought of
this moment for centuries!
At once, Lord Helspont.
(Growling)
(Gasping)
(Laughing)
Feel the terror, Coda witch!
Feel the terror of Daemonite
power!
(Shrieking)
(Screaming)
(Groaning)
(Hissing)
What!?
And now, fear my wrath, for
the hour of your destruction
lies near at hand!
(Screaming)
Accursed Kherubim witch!
She shall not escape me!
Pod room: prepare another stasis
pod for activation!
Pod room, do you hear me?
Sorry, pod room’s closed.
We’re performing a special
inventory reduction!
(Zapping)
Blast!
What is going on here?
All drones, battle stations!
We have intruders. I want them
destroyed!
(Guns cocking)
(Screaming)
(Rumbling)
(Groaning)
Hurry, Void says the Behemoth
is on its way.
Are you sure you’ve cracked the
code of threes?
You better hope so, Vee, or
we’re all doomed!
(Yelling)
Ah, there it is: the Temple
of Themiscrya!
SPARTAN: Hurry, C.A.T.S, we
haven’t much time!
Ooh!
ORB: Voodoo...
Voodoo, come, free me!
Guys, guys, wait!
ORB: Free me, Voodoo!
Ultimate power shall be yours!
VOODOO, TELEPATHICALLY: But,
I don’t want--
ORB: Free me!
Together the universe shall
cringe beneath our rule!
No, guys, no!
Thrice three, and again
thrice three, gives the sum... a
four!
The key!
VOODOO: No!
(Zapping)
You missed her, fire again!
(Zapping)
(Screaming)
(Zapping)
Ha-ha, surrender witch!
Never!
Then prepare to be destroyed!
Drones, open fire!
(Zapping)
(Groaning)
Aw, yeah, just call me Mr.
knick-of-time!
Grifter!
Oh, Grifter, I thought you were
dead!
Oh, the ribs!
Shut up and kiss me!
Anything you say!
HELSPONT: Oh, I don’t think
so.
(Screaming)
A touching moment, but I fear I
must interrupt.
The two of you have caused
enough disturbance on my ship.
It is time for it to end.
Fortunately, these two stasis
pods have survived your
onslaught.
You will have plenty of time to
be together, as servants of the
Daemonite army!
(Hissing)
ORB: Lord Helspont!
What?
No, those accursed WildC.A.T.s!
They have freed the Orb!
(Eerie humming)
No, guys, no!
Don’t let it out!
Too late, Vee, Warblade
pulled it off!
I knew that was the key!
But don’t you see?
The elders imprisoned it for a
reason!
Voodoo, what is it?
The Orb, it’s evil!
ORB: Free, free at last!
(Rumbling)
And the living shall be
destroyed!
(Zapping)
ORB: I am power!
Power above all!
Let the living be destroyed, as
a testament to my greatness!
Whoa, this thing makes
Helspont look like a social
worker!
My cybernetics readings are
clear off the scale!
It’s evil, pure evil power!
That’s why the elders confined
it!
It exists for destruction!
But the prophecy!
Can you control it?
I can, but only by joining
it.
My powers will become a billion
times stronger, but I would
become evil.
(Zapping)
ORB: Voodoo, most cherished
child, please, join me.
Join me... that together we
shall create...
chaos!
SPARTAN: I’ve got to stop it!
(Screaming)
Spartan!
Oh, no!
(Groaning)
Spartan!
ORB: Come back!
It needs me!
It needs a body with powers to
direct its force!
ORB: Where are you!?
(Zapping)
Maul, don’t let it get me!
Please!
Vee, you got my word.
ORB: You shall not escape
your destiny!
Run!
(Zapping)
No, the Orb!
Its power must be mine!
(Hissing)
Fire in the hole!
(Screaming)
Where is Helspont?
I gotta feeling he’s got more
important things to worry about!
The WildC.A.T.s have released
the Orb, but they do not control
it!
If I can reach it first, the
power can still be mine!
All speed!
(Zapping)
ORB: Join me, Voodoo!
Join me!
(Grunting)
Join me!
(Screaming)
Join me!
(Screaming)
Voodoo!
(Screaming)
(Maniacal laughing)
Yes!
Yes, this is power!
Power such as I have never
dreamed!
(Screaming)
Let the universe quake before
me, for the power is mine to
control, and chaos shall rule!
(Laughing)
What?
No, Vee, this isn’t you!
Fool, what do you know of
real power?
Release me!
(Groaning)
Fight it, Vee, you’ve gotta
cast it out!
(Screaming)
I won’t... let ya go!
Then prepare for destruction!
Huh?
(Screaming)
Maul, Voodoo!
Maul?
Oh, Maul!
Vee, you’re back!
(Wooshing)
The Orb, I must have it!
Ready?
Ready.
Three minutes to overload.
Let’s bail!
SPARTAN: Hold on!
Such power!
Too much to control!
But the girl has weakened it!
I have the strength...!
Uh-oh.
We’re in for it, now!
Don’t count on it!
(Laughing)
Ultimate power is mine!
Mine!
At last, mine!
(Zapping)
(Laughing)
(Sirens blaring)
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
(Zapping)
Yes!
Nice job, C.A.T.S.!
Yep, save the universe...
And do it... in style!
Ahem, well...
Don’t even think about it!
I was just going to suggest
we go home!
MARLOWE: WildC.A.T.s mission
log, entry 52.74.
With the destruction of the
Behemoth, the Orb and Helspont
have vanished without a trace.
We can only hope that this
situation remains permanent,
but if it does not, if
Daemonite or other evil
ever raises its ugly head
again, it will find itself
facing the greatest team of
heroes that’s ever been my
privilege to know...
theWildC.A.T.s!
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